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noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
thefrogman:
First, I would like to welcome you to this wonderful tumblr community. Most of us just sign up for free, but I guess paying a billion dollars works too.
A lot of us are apprehensive about your presence in our space. I’m afraid we don’t like change very much. Whenever something big happens, we…
filibuster-vigilantly:
neolita:
ooooo steph make up
this post is extremely relevant to my interests
(Source: fuckyeahihaveagazebo)
deductionswiththedoctor:
daedricprincess:
but you will probably use them all up on words that have the e before the i
i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
(Source: drinking)
thex-kid:
unicow-nak-nak:
hallowedhorrors:
skindeap:
8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
United Indecent Pleasures
Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.
This site scares me so much.
Reblogging because that damn comment
(Source: moshita)
mr-egbutt:
thekingofvikings:
trainerjessikawantstobattle:
Pokemon X/Y is going to be set in France.
Yay! We can finally run from trainer battles!
Black Eyed 
